The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 626

And I’m Mark

 

Wtf this would mean I was with LJ and since he's married that's problematic and I reject the premise

 

I’m considered a loser

 

Don’t poly shame

 

No it’s fine this is an alternate timeline

 

An actual text I just sent

 

THIS IS CHORUS WORLD REAL WORLD AINT INVOLVED and also I was originally going to say the gay aunt who has all the fun so I should have gone with that.

 

So I was not given a role but that’s fine, honestly, I prefer not to be typecast anyway

 

J is jmikey

c is for cobra

j is for James

why haven’t I got this text yet

 

Listen i could do every single person that visits here but you probably all ban me by the time I’m done

also you be the gamer cousin

 

So basically you fucked up in almost every way is what you’re saying

 

Damn it’s really like that huh. I couldn’t be the beer-swilling cousin or the cousin who loves Taco Bell or the cousin who watches too much TV?

Eh, oh well. Gamers Rise Up.

 

yes

 

half the people in this thread also frequent Taco Bell thread

also I didn’t know you were a beer person

 

It’s wild how we all know each other by first name

 

no one knows my real name

 

It’s fuckin crazy to me that someone actually named their kid Boss Baby

 

I want to be the witchy cool Aunt like in Practical Magic

 

Who did that?

 

I’m talking to someone on a dating app and the first thing I ask is if she loves Miles Morales because she said she is a superhero movie nerd.

 

Got an answer

 

Whoever @Boss Baby ‘s parents are I dunno their names

 

how did you do that

 

also I just wanna say I created this because I was trying to tell Mikey that we are some weird chorus family and we all love/care for each other or maybe not because aliens hates me

so shame me pls because I’m an idiot

 

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