The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 610

i think you mean christian mingle

 

Looks like he's reading the furry part

 

That’s what Jocelyn did she didn’t see a physician but talked to a dietician and they were basically like yeah if you’ve eliminated it and you’re feeling better, it’s most likely that

 

Dope! I'll see a doctor in Atlanta in like July or something.

 

Tucah

 

Aslan?

 

Fresno.
Lord, why is it so hot?
Did you mean for it
to be this hot?
Or did you leave the house
in a hurry and Fresno
was the oven you forget
to turn off?
Fresno.
Yes, that smell is dead animal.
Do you like it?
Fresno.
Where is stuff, like, anything?
Fresno, where the best job
I could get is the worse job
I've ever had.
No, hotel guest, I cannot
tell you where anything is.
If knew where anything else was,
I'd be there.
Fresno.

@CobraKidJon

 

What is yiff

 

@Dog with a Blog

edit: my b thought you said asian

 

@CoffeeEyes17

 

baby don't hurt me no more

 

I will out pure anyone here

 

let's just leave this one alone for now

 

K

 

@Max'sDogs

 

Leftover pizza Hut

I'm sorry I've failed you @Dog with a Blog

 

I need to know what the jelly beans story is.

I know I'll regret this but I need to know.

 

Jersey Mike's to sandwiches
Five Guys to burgers
What is the pizza equivalent of those?

 

Cause I need to know
I need to know
Tell me baby girl cause I need to know
I need to know
I need to know
Tell me baby girl cause I need to know

 

I feel like Pizza Hut Dominos Papa John's and Little Ceasars are all equally trashy

 

here's an unedited picture of me as a child just so we know who's really the purest itt

 

I swiped on a girls profile that read “stick a bag of jelly beans up my asssssss” when I was in Texas a few years ago. She unfortunately did not swipe right back.