The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 545

she's pretty damn lovable

 

don't let her fool you. she never actually put ketchup on any fries.

 

There used to be two people at the Stars games who wore furry costumes and they would always put them on the Jumbotron and I was like bruh it’s a sex thing get them off and one time my ex saw them in the hall getting snacks and some other random little kid was talking to him about his date being on a dad (this kid just literally started talking to him outta the blue) and that he doesn’t see his mom anymore and so this all happens at once so now there’s a blurry pic of all these random people together it’s honestly hilarious

 

give us hints coward

 

This website fucks you up. One time I had breakfast with @Dog with a Blog and I was nervous to use ketchup on my hash browns because I didn’t know if he was going to flip shit depending on the way I used it

 

You guys are sooooo cute together it's like Ross and Rachel or Kim and Kanye

 

i mean im sure that happened later

 

No he hates me

I am Ian thank you

I tried but you hit my hand out of the way

 

We're all a little furry if you think about it

 

Really funny dear

 

i give this 7 cummies out of 10 cummies

 

did you just reveal his fursona

 

medieval larp

 

i actually hate acting in my porn im largely into the super ethical shit where both people actually enjoy it

 

I meant you and melissa

 

Wow. Dylans cancelled for sure now.

 

How many teaspoons is that?

 

I have been politely asked to leave career day.

 

Melissa actually does stand for "MEdieval Larping ISSA good time"

 

did you tell them to steal from Walmart

 

a ladel and change

 

lmao details