The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 446

(I can’t have alcohol right now )

 

Yeah as long as my dumb cat has food that’s all that matters

 

You could tho...

 

Derek
it's couponbox is the only cbox he has

 

Ok coward

I mean Derek

 

Interesting night for you all I see

 

Fuxk she’s not able to eat anything and won’t be able to see the proper specialist until end of next week. She was joking that she might pass by then ugh lol.

 

you tryna tell me a box full of coupons wouldn’t make LJ bust

 

you shaking bro

 

The most factual quote in existence.

 

how's your night Lisa?

 

love sanch pretending office mommy is dying so we don't call him a coward anymore

 

Lol she is!

Sigh

 

sure, coward

 

I'm recovering from a brutal run I just got back from but otherwise fine thank you for asking. I hope besides hanging out with these sinners yours is going well!

 

As soon as she’s good, I’m asking out again. That’s gonna be week after next. Mark your calendar. Then call me a coward after that if I am a coward haha.

 

it’s most likely some form of major digestive disorder, so I’m hoping they can figure it out finally. The ER sure wasn’t helpful last week.

 

@GrantCloud hit us with some more charlie puth facts loser

 

Damn is that a young Sheldon spin-off?

 

just so you know if she magically dies on or before the 3rd of june i'm still going to call you a coward on the 4th of june

 

Damn, I deserve that.

 

There's a billboard I see every time I leave Brooklyn that says something like ARE YOU GOING TO HEAVEN OR HELL? Or along those lines. But they don't answer the question so I think that's pretty rude honestly.

 

Hello @EmmanuelSCastle