The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 429

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

 

The British took all your potatoes so you couldn't fight back. Makes sense.

 

This guy was at my house the other night looking at all of my shit and when I walk in he goes, "I'm trying to figure out how much of a weeb you are." I wasn't going to tell him about the babymetal shirt I was wearing or the Chinese girl I just got back from a date with. I went right up to bed and read my manga.

 

i mean... that's actually pretty accurate heh. the british were directly responsible for the irish potato famine

 

“The Troubles” actually refers to the mass seizing of potato guns

 

I should be getting the start date for my new job in a few days

 

Yea I kno...

every now and then I like to brush off the ol' history degree and drop some knowledge

 

I should start applying to places. I feel like I'm in a dead end scenario. But I also don't do anything, so its not too bad.

 

what will you be doing?

 

get a vacation slum in the suburbs of Shanghai

 

Gonna hit Jax beach one more time and play a show tonight. Then the next 10 days are all packing and cleaning to move to ATL

 

I'm in the same situation so instead I am working on my resume because it feels like progress when really it's like playing pretend grown up who won't actually take any risks.

 

not entirely sure yet. it's at a public library. I know I'll mainly be putting books back, which is perfect for someone like me tbh

 

you were probably responsible for the troubles

 

I need to go work out but my cat is sitting on me, guess I’ll just die here

 

I wanted to get a new job this year but I wanna use my vacation days for a trip so maybe next year.

 

The phrase Asian culture is the worst.

 

I’m starting a new job next Tuesday and I was surprised my old job paid me out my remaining PTO (it was like 110 hours), so that was tight

 

suddenly the racist is me , I'm aware it's not a monolith

 

who cares

 

Where’s Tate at

 

*ComedownMachine voice*

Tonya Tate?

 

tanya*

uh, i mean, who's that

 

oh Ian, you are not the orientalist.