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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 135

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Ben

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    I broke up with someone at Six Flags when I was 15. Her dad took us and her cousin. I was an idiot.
     
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  2. sophos34

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    What the hell man
     
  3. Ben

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    Yeah I was stupid. There's a bit more to the story but still. I even let her dad buy me dinner and a funnel cake after I broke up with her (he didn't even know!).
     
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  4. sophos34

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    the only time I've broken up with someone I did it over text. I was 18 it was dumb. I dumped her for someone else and then a few months later that someone else dumped me over text. I reap what I sow.
     
  5. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Please tell me you were on a roller coaster at the time
     
  6. St. Nate

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    Savage.
     
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  7. Ben

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    I was only in three pre marriage relationships. The first one I broke up with at Six Flags, the second dumped me over AIM (yikes), and the third dumped me over the phone (it was long distance so it was the best she could've done).
     
  8. Ben

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    No but we went on a roller coaster right after.
     
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  9. chris

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    I've been dumped over phone but it was a long-distance thing so it was def the most practical way
     
  10. I wish I knew how to meet people. maybe my town sucks.
     
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  11. ChicagoBowls

    !!!!

    Ghosting is weird man. At least my time could spent somewhere else.
     
  12. Chaplain Tappman

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    LMAO
     
  13. ChaseTx

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    Plus that day was probably an emotional roller coaster for her too
     
  14. Ben

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    oh i remembered something else about that fateful day at six flags. on the way home, it was obviously pretty awkward. so i put my earbuds in and pretended to be asleep. well then she started telling her dad what happened, and his response was something like "well that's just how high school relationships go. he was a good kid, etc etc" which made me feel even more bad because he wasn't really comforting her haha.
     
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  15. chris

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    Should have done it on the Slingshot right before they launch you
     
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  16. AelNire

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    You should have broken up with her on the
    Log ride.
     
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  17. Ben

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    you could say the day was filled with a lot of twists, turns, and sudden drops.
     
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  18. Dominick

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    The last time I ghosted someone was when I was the mistress in an affair with my boss. The CFO found out and I asked to be transferred to a different department to escape the heat. About a week later, she quit, texted me once and I didn't respond. I still feel bad about it to this day.
     
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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I don't think I'd know how to meet people in real life regardless of where I was
     
  20. AelNire

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    I was a mistress a loooong time ago.
     
  21. Dominick

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    I really only feel bad about the ghosting aspect. Although, I had a couple of friends at the time who saw fit to judge me and never speak to me again.

    It had a happy ending,though. I've heard she got a divorce, fell in love with a woman she worked with and now they're happily married.
     
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  22. Kiana

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    I've broken up with 2 people both over the phone. One was my first bf at 16 and we were like glorified friends and weren't close at all. I intended to break up in person but my mom found out I'd left the house without cleaning my room and called to yell at me and picked me up immediately so I called him later and did it. it was the day before warped tour and when I ran into his friends there they were like don't tell him we're hanging out. ~scandalous

    The 2nd bf got put in jail and it was valentine's day. Let's just file this whole era under kiana makes bad decisions.
     
  23. sophos34

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    fucking savage
     
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  24. Kiana

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    Lmao I'd do it for funnel cake.

    Once I delayed breaking up with a guy cause I wanted my bday present first. We were young and he got me a John Cusack triple movie feature that sits on my shelf currently. After I broke up with him I found out he saw chiodos (his fave band) and he said something really horrible and gross to craig owens so I didn't feel bad at all in the end!
     
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  25. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    every time i've broken up with someone (over the last eight years) it's been using a Michael Scott quote. i usually then get a puzzled reaction and an unexpected laugh before the tears and screaming and rage comes, which usually results in more tears and screaming and rage because nobody wants to be made to laugh and dumped at the same time (i imagine).

    also in 8th grade i "broke up" with a girl as she got her bike caught on the drain spout on the side of her house and i just giggled endlessly for about a day. that was a very hard break up to finalize since i was laughing so hard. finally had to write it down with my sloppy penmanship and hand it to her to get the message across.
     
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