The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 405

My kids go to an overpriced school/daycare in the area (we get a student discount which makes it almost the same price as some if the other schools in the area, only reason they're still there.) so I'm used to seeing these people with fancy cars, one family has 2 teslas and a Mercedes, a few other fancy Benz suvs and some nice Lexus and bmws but today one of them rolls up in a brand new BMW i8 and it's insane.

 

So I’m confused, why is he still killing people? Didn’t he already get revenge for his dog?

 

Always blows my mind when people have cars worth more than what I make in a year, by like double or more lol

 

do you have coupons for
Bmw

 

I think its cuz they blew up his house now

 

Or like 1.5x what my house in El paso is worth.

 

they also stole his car and blew up his house

there's also just general revenge

 

No Poilers!

 

Almost killed me to buy a $34,000 Honda 3 years

 

John Wick is awesome and the 2nd best thing to happen out of killing a dog

 

the first one is air bud or shadow

 

@CobraKidJon wants his shadow rule 34

 

I will never advocate dog murder jokes, but throw this into a set if you do stand up

 

@CobraKidJon

 

"Shoppers should pay a transaction charge of 1p when they use a self-checkout machine to heal the generational divide caused by Brexit, a group of MPs has said"

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've read today

 

I did do standup extremely briefly I am retired

 

You fuckin heathen

 

Looks like I came here at just the right time

 

@tucah @dadbolt delet accoun pls

 

big missed opportunity for oldjersey's new avi

 

@CoffeeEyes17

@Rob Hughes and @CobraKidJon have felicity. They said the only way they’ll release her is if you give them all 3 terabytes of your rule 34 folder