The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 400

Delete this.

 

It’s just in our blood

 

what about ice cream men and mailmen dipshit ,I know that's isn't gender neutral but if I said ice cream person that would be a character on Adventure Time or Rick And Morty

 

Publix has been killing it (me) with their BOGO deals on beer. This time it’s Kona 6-packs.

 

where do cows go for entertainment?

the mooooo-vies! hehe #pure

 

dudeee so sorry, you feeling any better?

 

Tom Delonge still out here misspelling secret like “sekret” huh?

 

I’m sober in Dallas while I wait for my connecting flight kill me

 

I started playing a game called Farm Together and now I know why FarmVille was so popular

 

oh are you from the part of england where they shag sheep

 

Wow I have never been racist

 

Rip

 

Damn I missed a huge opportunity to end a game of battleship with I-1

 

I fucking hate that song and was posting an example why!

 

Is that near Kaitie? How long is your layover?? Maybe you can get laidover

 

Not appropriate

 

Sober In Dallas sounds like a show on ABC Family

 

I don’t watch that channel so I’ll take your word for it