The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 392

@dylan what did they do to you??

 

It’s afternoon

 

Wow way to totally embarrass me by *checks notes* saying something nice about someone.



You fucking stupid idiot

 

What the hell kota?!?

 

Just another day in Texas7347

 

Is it really? time is a construct bazinga

Being nice isn’t on brand for you, you fucking imbecile

 

This is the best Dylan has looked

 

It is too I’m pleasant everyone knows it

 

Yeah S U R E B U D D Y

 

the A1 civil war has begun

 

Dylan is Ant-Man who morphs into Boss Baby

 

who is thanos' butt

 

James because he’s obsessed with butt things

 

what's for breakfast

 

Cheerios! /goes back to sleep after checking into flight.

 

I love Cheerios

 

pip pip

 

when you're on a holiday
you can't find the words to say

 

Did you know @ComedownMachine is also British now?

 

Did 24-hour check-in and further back on grouping than I'd hoped. Still will have a window seat but no chance at the emergency exit seat. Will hope watching Fleabag for the first time will keep my mind off my aching knees for nearly five hours.

 

last night was fun. chase and I went out to get drinks. we are there for an hour and chase spilled his beer in his lap. I take him home to change. on the way home I start feeling like shit. get home and start puking. after A couple of hours of this it becomes clear to me that this is more severe than tummy troubles, so I go to the ER and spent half of my night there. have a kidney stone. guys in here, don’t, and I can’t stress this enough, ever get a kidney stone. this is miserable. chase is a good roommate and came and picked me up from the hospital I think I cock blocked him though so can we get some f’s in this thread for chase

 

Damn, my dad had kidney stones and it hurt just to watch him go through that. I hope it all works out well, that stuffs no joke.

 

looks like you're the one whose cock was blocked, ouch hope you're okay now Derek

are you and Chase really roommates

 

My friend and his brother routinely get kidney stones (along with his cats too somehow). IT never sounds fun.

 

thanks man. yeah I can safely say it’s absolutely no fun

I still haven’t passed it