The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 386

@ComedownMachine did you see the video I sent you last night ?

 

RIP cups

Press F

 

Hahaha fuck off. The “type” isn’t referring to ethnicity

 

This Interpol EP is ass

 

Is she reptilian?

 

At least you're self-aware about it.

I only have @Dirty Sanchez's number on here and like half my texts are highly inappropriate suggestions he should listen in order to win over the milf.

 

Yes

 

please share your dirt on me @ComedownMachine

 

I've given out my number in these threads before haha

 

i feel like they haven't been good in a while

 

You asked for it

 

wait the coworker is a milf????

 

smh I knew you were going to post that anyway get better dirt

 

Hasn't he posted that directly in this thread before? Or am I thinking of the relationship one?

 

sanch is into coworker mom

 

that’s from today but also I was thinking he was going to post it in there anyway

 

I mostly just refer to her as a cougar in texts because I don't know her name, but she does have kids. One only a few years younger than him...

 

Give me your number

 

Yes dumbass.

 

lol i would never give any of you heathens my number can't believe tex has

 

they're gonna call him daddy

 

remove this post #BlameItOnMyYouth

 

Why? I’m pure

 

my number is 678-9999-8212