2019 MLB Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 1138

I don’t know what a balk is heh

 

What an at bat from Gleyber. Wow.

 

Do not fuck this up Clint.

 

Or Maybin i guess hah

 

This is intense. Way better that that damn basketball game.

 

Balks are so complicated. If you sat me down and asked me to write out, to the best of my understanding, the Major League Baseball rule book, the section for "balks" would look something like this.

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!
1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2. Do not do a balk please.

The Greatest Animated Sports GIFs Of 2011, Numbers 20 Through 16

 

Holy fucking shit!!!!!

 

This is perfect. lol.

 

Three homer night for KB!!!

 

Gio you can be a hero again and prove you are the goat.

 

RISP GOD.

GIO!!!!!!

 

Haha I love this guy so much. Hahaha. Wow. What an incredible season for him.

 

1st plaaace

 

Well that was fun.

 

Ooh Boston lost too. Niiice

 

i love three homer games

 

A-Rod should just be happy they didn't catch him doing that on the toilet tbh

 

Voit’s homer to Gleybers insane at bat and double to the wild pitch to the Gio walk off ... I feel like someone injected me with pure caffeine.

 

Good one

Also, there are so many weird Yankees gifs

 

I'll have to go on a Yankee gif dive I guess lol

 

Fuck New York and it’s stupid fucking rain delays.

 

love them

 

Something something when it rains in Florida it's sporadic af