The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 343

She's disabled now

Still want her number? I don't have it

 

I've been told I make really good first impressions, but like in a way that implies it all goes downhill from there. My wife tells me this a lot actually. Hm.

 

Every instance of me being hit on has been very cringy and painful unless I was drunk enough to not know what was going on

 

Me flirting:

 

i've lived with my ex gf/fiance once and it was awful

 

holy shit Sam is right

 

don't be ableist

 

Still can’t believe that shit. I would NEVER do that to a good friend. When you tell me you have a crush on someone even, that person gets crossed off my list

 

Chrystal likes you! Her first impression was basically "yeah I definitely see how you two became friends". Her second impression was "good lord he and his wife are too pretty to be human"

 

She's also married but I mainly just meant her "uh uh" days are over

 

I’m completely joking haha that’s just a crazy story

 

Did she like me or was she sick of my shit

 

This checks out because she's accounting for 100% of the prettiness and i'm like -5

 

Yeah, moved in with a gf right out of hs at 18, broke up like 8 months later. Moved in with my college gf right after college at 22. Broke up at 25. Now I'm moving in with the girl I've been dating for like 6 months. But when you know you know I suppose!

 

I honestly don't even know how I have a job i'm terrible in an interview process I think they were desperate

 

anytime someone or I tell kaitie we're a cute couple she likes to remind me that "she does the heavy lifting." even my gf knows im ugly

 

it’s Dyl we’re talking about it’d be more like

 

Yes! She liked you too haha. And @dylan and Kaitie. Only person from Chorus that she's met and didn't like is Randall.

Wouldn't that be 95% then?

 

I’m very sociable and magnanimous with strangers. I feel like only my close friends see my bad sides (sorry @CarpetElf)

 

Dude I got my job in Charlotte literally because my boss thought I was so sad and needed a break and he felt bad

 

i'm just throwing numbers out there to see if they stick i can't math

 

Laura and I are both hot

 

damn max just called his wife ugly


max is canceled

 

Lmao Matt is such a troll. His roommate is my high school ex and he met her through me when we were roommates in Jax