The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 338

"the worst thing in the entire world is when two people are attracted to you"

 

it's rule 34 something in that case

 

Ha. Yeah. I too also totally as well hate to get hit on. Ugh. It happens. So. Often. Like. Jeez enough already.

 

Yeah that's fine but I have to double check what time cause I think we're doing it fairly early cause Jocelyn's cousin's son has like baseball game or some garbage

Jocelyn's family and my mom but we don't have to talk to any of them especially my mom

 

Cousin's son? Is he even related to you? Tell that nerd to take a hike.

 

Which band did you ape more, Underoath or August Burns Red?

 

Jocelyn's family invited me so I'll be there

 

@dadbolt it'll be a cold day in hell when I get cucked by a hick with 4 thumbs now give me back my wife

 

we all know you prefer aldi's

 

i downloaded "the apps" while i was banned and i swear there's only, like, 10 women over the age of 40 in the whole of ireland on tinder

 

never mind you’re a terrible lawyer

 

a girl said I was cute exactly once at and I said nothing oops

 

Yo you're in Ireland? Sick.

 

true, also I've never had any confidence whatsoever so I would never do this to a person.

 

*walks past dadbolt in grocery store*

damn fella you slim hick

 

I'm still confused and amazed I somehow lucked into a great relationship

I don't think I'd ever have the energy to try and date again if Sara left

 

Both
Red Letters, by Adonai

 

If you had confidence I would hope you don't hit on somebody in the grocery store LJ

 

Yeah you would know what that’s like you handsome devil you

 

Not into under 40?

 

wow, okay. sick like a famine... like the potato famine, yeah? wow, i thought you were different, elf, but you're just like the rest of them

 

*insert milf island clip from 30 rock but I can’t look up because I’m at work*

 

Wouldn't it be worse if your s/o hit on someone while you were with your s/o?