The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 335

cobra

 

You’re welcome

 

my first crush was Vanessa Hudgens

 

rice crackers are no easier to stop eating than regular crackers. fun fact.

 

She hates me just as much it’s the only reason why this even works

 

norms are meant to be broken

 

My dad went to a show once, got knocked over, grabbed some 16 y/o kid by the collar and said, "the next time you mosh you'll be doing it from a wheelchair". He's a high school teacher.

 

A man of taste, I see

 

Not without getting yelled out

 

Victorious had so many cute girls. Ariana Grande was my biggest crush at 13 and one of the biggest at 22

 

is @oncenowagain your daddy

 

Jesus christ

 

When I was a little scene kid I showed my mom Alesana and she wanted me to make it her ring tone










I did

 

What about Matthew McConaughey

 

what does this have to do with me

 

Oh I see where you’re going with this...did I ever tell you about the time a guy hit on me at the grocery store???

 

You're better off asking what celebs I didn't have a crush on tbh

 

Others too but I'm tired and can't think of em

But yeah Owen Wilson is okay I guess

 

he's alright alright alright

 

The year is 2019 and this is Daisy’s sister-in-law’s ringtone

 

pictures. i require pictures.