The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 273

Not for anything but I can’t imagine you being a good older brother at all

 

Does your back hurt from carrying the goalposts or

 

Idk why don’t you ask yourself that in the GoT thread

 

I mean I would but you and almost everyone else in there already moved those goalposts into another solar system

 

You see it wouldn’t be narratively interesting if we didn’t.

 

Apparently. I did enjoy his drummers for standup and I still love portlandia. Guess I'm cancelled too.

 

That's true, it wouldn't. Every group of plucky heroes needs an evil empire to face off against.

 

he's a creep

 

Update:

 

I remember my little brother's birthday only because I can remember sitting in the waiting room watching Carmelo Anthony win the NCAA title for the Syracuse Orangemen

 

i am the light in the darkness for green texter slander. i had an iPhone for 6 years and i liked it. but i love my Galaxy. i think multiple times a day how fuckin cool it is. @dylan is just a bleeding heart capitalist

 

Never knew he was problematic, why

 

Dylan's sibling - I'm devastated about this breakup
Dylan - you were a moron for dating them

 

I sometimes don’t respond to Green texts

Or feel less inclined to

 

you're allowed to be wrong and a moron

 

I like my Android :(

 

there are some articles out there about him not being a great person

 

leave

 

wtf link me cups and stop being lazy

 

what if it's ashley green texting you

 

Of course, that's why we haven't expelled you from the thread yet after all

 

we all know @CoffeeEyes17 is the best Deliahliahliahliahliahliahliahliah brother followed closely by me

 

im smart and brave

 

the texts aren't green for me. they're green for you. matter of fact, its YOUR text bubble that turns green on YOUR phone. sorry that your dumbshit phone cant interact with all devices equally. mine can!