The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 266

mornin'

 

Do you do the curbside to go?

 

Good morning how are you

 

beautiful

 

can't say I have

I'm good. sounds like you are too

 

I finished GLOW and I can't stop talking in an "American doing a Russian accent" voice now

 

It's been a pretty good morning

Not for that reason we don't have that kind of time in the morning

 

they probably make gluten free pancakes

 

Thanks, but I'm still not satisfied. I couldn't quite figure out the wording or logic of the "joke"

 

They're awful

 

Good:
Gluten free cupcakes
Gluten free pasta

Bad:
Gluten free bread
Gluten free pancakes

Gamble:
Gluten free pizza

 

Fuck I love red Robin and have gotten shittered on Applebee's margaritas more times than I feel comfortable admitting. Fuck yeah

 

Red Robin used to be good when they put the burgers in diapers and stuffed the buns full of meat.

 

favorite fast food place?
favorite chain restaurant?
waffles or pancakes?
favorite pie?
favorite planet?
favorite number?
favorite dinosaur?

let's see who the fuck you are

 

that diaper burger was dope tho

 

What the hell even is a yerba mate you guys?

 

lawnmower

 

Sex thing?

 

favorite fast food place? Taco Bell

favorite chain restaurant? Margaritaville

waffles or pancakes? Depends if I'm at Waffle House or not. Waffles at Waffle House, pancakes anywhere else.

favorite pie? Pumpkin

favorite planet? Uranus

favorite number? 420

favorite dinosaur? Ostrich

 

alright I like you

 

The accent and the communist wrestling outfit changed my life

 

SoooOooOoo we did a job where we cleaned up a bunch of trash after an event and they sent me pictures of this supposed clean up with actual trash still in the picture so now I am editing out trash and I can basically just use the clone stamp tool at this point so here's hoping for the best

 

no

 

Shit pal, let's slap on some Hawaiian shirts, box the car, and head over to Margaritaville

 

When I was in the 5th grade, I had to do a community service project. I waited until the day before it was due, so in proper Florida white trash fashion, my dad took me to the elementary school, we went to the trash can, emptied it out on the playground, took pictures, and then cleaned up that trash, and BOOM community service done.