The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 261

Excellent question Justin, I’m glad you asked. The duck itself is massive, however, it also dons a wagon like @dylan

 

I’d fuck up a class of fifth grader with no problem.

 

You really think so? I feel like some of these kids are massive. What about 100?

 

Screenshot and sent to your superintendent

 

They’re not that intimidating. Unless they are given some sort of tonic that inspires bravery and stifles pain, one good pop to the face will fuck up their whole day. They’re chumps.

 

This year I’ve learned of teachers that have done really horrendous stuff and still have a job. I feel pretty secure lol

 

Perhaps Are You Stronger Than a Fifth Grader? needs to be a new show

 

Yikes

 

Send this to the rick and morty people for their next inter-dimensional television episode

 

By the people who brought you man vs. car

 

Ok. Justin Roiland lives in La. bound to run into him at a Denny’s or somethin

 

anyone know if beach slang is still a band?

 

Just another day in LA

 

@CobraKidJon let me follow your profile, coward

 

I mean no one wants to spend money or go to graduations but people get mad if you don't

 

he's been focusing on his Quiet Slang solo project but I think it still exists

 

sell them tickets to The Hustle and see if they know it's a different movie

 

not fair i wanna go!

 

book a flight, sucka.

 

Daisy has actually interacted with his sister a few times

 

Let @dylan have a life beyond your relationship

 

is this one of the places they have a photo of your face on the door saying you're not allowed in

 

I was surprised when I found out this isn’t how it is everywhere because I remember growing up it was mandatory

 

i feel attacked