2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 518

Weirdly, I have great luck with googling symptoms. Could not figure out for the life of me why my hip and back was jacked up last fall...figured it was back spasms since we had just moved. Googled it and discovered the pirformis muscle and a $20 TENS machine later I had that sucker solved in a couple of weeks.

 

Do you know the owners of the porch?

 

Yes. It is my apartment though I do share it in a duplex and finally met my duplex-mates girlfriend. Lovely lady. Smart about not having her Uber drop her off too close. I respect that.

 

*Me, going to get a drink right now*

 

:( #FeelingLeftOut

 

You're on #TeamAlreadyDrinking

 

"googled my poop"

 

for real though, sorry to hear that @CarpetElf

 

Not sure how Maccagnan couldn’t move Lee during the draft for that kind of shit return.

I’ll miss using him in Madden. That’s it. He was a complete idiot on and off the field.

 

me same maybe it's something else and i'm just stressed and anxious and can have beer lol

 

There's also a half decent gluten free beer market. Stone makes a pretty solid gluten free IPA, and I believe New Belgium, Uinta, and Dogfishhead have them too.

Although switching to liquor ain't the worst thing.

 

Ya’ll missed some good porch time. You coulda asked me anything. Now you only get to ask me some things.

 

oh yeah, i'm down with gin haha

 

The S26 tangerine cream is gluten reduced ;)

 

hahaha nice

 

I'll never forget junior year of college when i discovered gin. Best year of my life really

 

Yup. Gonna get my bartending skills down this year.

 

Step 1 - learn an actual drink recipe

 

Step 2. Drink in the cold.

 

Bell is worth at LEAST as much as Todd Gurley

 

Gurley is the only back that's gotten paid and kept up his production. Also, Bell sat out an entire year after also dealing with both injuries and suspensions. So nah, I'm not paying an older, riskier back, more.

 

That’s a bogus point because Bell has even more production in his early career than Gurley and then sat out before he could meet your metric.

Also, sitting out a year means Bell is no longer banged up, if anything the injury risk is subdued

Also, Gurley now has injury issues too so that’s not even a contrast point.

He didn’t take a year off on the couch. Dude kept up his workout regimen.

 

As many players come back from severe injuries you’re not about to convince me that taking a VOLUNTARY year off made LeVeon Bell suck, haha

 

On the next episode of Jags and Joints...

 

Sitting out a year means Bell has not played for a year. There is reason to not pay him as much as Gurley.