The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 206

Pls send help

 

All I know is that it's shorts szn


My white ass legs incoming

 

Only time I wear shorts is Coachella or the beach

 

what are ass legs?

 

Cups

 

Mix that Goose and Malibu, I call it "Malibooyah"

 

slang for donkey legs

 

When me and my friend went to see MBDTF era Kanye we drank that all weekend and boy was it not a good idea

 

I've revised my weather plan. I want it exactly how it is in Austin but lower the temp by 10 degrees every day. And a few days of snow and a few extra days of rain

 

anyone welcomed you to the thread yet, @SaveTheEarth?

if not: welcome aboard

I like your posts

 

QT grilled cheese is my shit

 

Quentin Tarantino grilled cheese?

 

That would have a picture of a woman’s feet on it, along with the n word on the packaging

 

This is what I’m talking about

 

Quik Trip

 

Best gas station chain in the country, even has its own rap song

 

Dear @angrycandy,

I truly appreciate the warm welcome you have bestowed upon me this May evening. I feel as though I have found my home in this drama and arrogance filled electronic environment and it is quite refreshing. In my three years, and many previous years under the former brand, as a Chorus.fm member, I have engaged fellow users with thoughts and shitposting, but since the fall of the 2017 Warped Tour Speculation thread, I have found myself wandering endlessly. My thoughts have floated off into an abyss which has taken a part of my soul with me. Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart to the end of my colon, for taking me in as your own without being a fucking asshole about it. May there be truly memorable shitposting ahead of us and may this friendship last.

With warmest regards,

SaveTheEarth

PS -
My dog Nancy also appreciates it because she's getting annoyed with me talking to her all the time. JK, she never gets annoyed, but she's stoked on this discovery. See a photograph enclosed of her.

 

fuck the Black Eyed Peas

 

Bennigans >>> black eyed pea