The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 201

You know Gary Meadows?

 

Desperate times call for desperate measures

 

all I can think of is Tracy Jordan saying the government puts aids in chicken nuggets

 

only a sociopath would have enough money to own a private water park

 

Hey I didn't say waterpark I just said wavepool

 

Dustin is Texan Ben Wyatt so he would bankrupt himself building the water park.

 

I'm picturing @CarpetElf with a super-soaker full of his own urine rushing the fence outside your.. uh.. water park.

 

i don't think one wavepool constitutes for a water park. besides, the wave pool could be behind a dilapidated shack.

 

you gotta go big or go home

 

Well I'm going home where there will be a wavepool

 

calzones would be the only concession.

 

i'm picturing me standing over a wavepool physically unable to not pee in the many toilets

 

I'm including the toilets as part of the water park. lots of pipes.

 

Yeah but idk if kids would be like "hey did you go on that one ride yet with the toilet?" about it

 

This is a sentence I could never have imagined and I might have to delete these posts because of how terrible it sounds without context

 

Don't any of you watch Seinfeld? It's all the same drain!

 

It's the hypothetical of how kids would view the toilets as part of the wavepool experience, they're not actually allowed

It's to explain the context and how they're not rides therefore it's not a waterpark

 

ah that makes more sense

 

All of this is moot because while we have an amazing marriage and we NEVER keep each other from doing anything there's no way Laura would ever allow me to buy a wavepool

 

nor should she

 

Idk if it's the fiscal reason though, I think she just knows I'd put off cleaning it or put off wavepool maintenance