The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 186

@Melody Bot pull up Home Improvement Rule 34

 

I feel like there's some people in here who like to bring power tools to the bedroom.

 

This whole week has gone to shit now

 

I got an issue of Blackbird with the Loish variant because I love their art and it comes signed by Jen, a Blackbird print, and then the Feminist Agenda pin because I collect pins.

 

To answer Dogs question honestly. Absolutely I would take the money.

 

you wouldn't even have to change anything for the Home Improvement porn.

It's Tool Time with Tim Dick.

 

No parodys?

 

I was listening to Christian Rock, but I'm not a Christian I am my own God humanist style and now I'm facing existential crisis because I've spent the past hour inadvertently worshiping myself and not even jerking it. Wbu?

 

Jerk it and grunt like Tim the tool man taylor

 

Only if you're peaking over the fence like their neighbor man

 

delete this thread

 

"peaking"

 

Oh he meant what he said. Wilson gets up there......

 

Peek* sorry dad

 

Lets talk about Jesus

 

this thread is what we deserve for posting in one made by dan

 

It'd be quite the experience peaking on hallucinogens watching your neighbor jerk it while you both make eye contact.

 

Punk as fuck

 

@aliens exist would have a field day

 

Whoa who are you?

 

i tried to warn you all. i tried to stop it. no one heeded my warnings or took safety in my thread. i feel no sympathy for any of you

 

Our CEO, who is a CEO, was wearing a Billabong shirt on Friday

 

I resent this

 

if you're rich you either dress really well or really poorly no in between