The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 160

if Chano wants to fuck your mom he fucks your mom

 

Bath bombs aren’t good for your hoo-ha

 

Chicken
Fresh Broccoli
Pasta
OJ
Baked Lays
Flowers
Fresh roll of bread
Vegetable oil

 

thankfully this thread is overwhelmingly male
not really

 

The Big Oh. NICE. I’m up at the Capitol.

 

@Tim

 

What does this mean???

 

Nothing

 

catch him in the elevator shout out to solange

 

It’s terrible tbh

 

More like TallaNASTY amirite?! Jk jk. I just went to UF so I'm legally obligated to say that.

 

Go gata tho

 

Beyonce is a Virgo and Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, and Lana Del Rey are Cancers are they all my mom now, I'm older than Selena and Ari

 

Alright, well time to pull out the big guns.

 

U suk

 

Well did he??

 

If Ari and Lana are cancers it all makes sense now because so are Daisy and Kit Kat. Guess astrology is real

 

Inconclusive.

 

by the way we had tortillas in my household so my dad just called me selfish because I wouldn’t get him fresh tortillas because Mother’s Day.

That 100% doesn’t make sense.

 

Just got through golden hour, onto pageant material

 

This rain got us like

 

I literally just googled famous Cancers haha, I already knew Bey was born in September which is Virgos

I have no idea what the energy of the different signs are haha, I have no energy

 

My daughter's mom used to tell me drinking orange juice was bad for lady parts

Maybe it's true idk

 

was she taking it in the right way
I just know it gives me acid reflux

 

I thought you were calling Ari a cancer to the world or something. Almost banned your ass.