The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 158

I was not part of this narrative.

 

I only take baths now when I'm stoned and sad

 

don't listen to him Chase snakes will always tempt you with apples but don't give in to the temptation to sin

 

I just ranked letters.

 

I haven't taken a bath in years but bath bombs seem fun

 

yeah I was pulling a Grandpa Simpson for a sec

 

You're wrong on your opinion. Banned.

 

This thread rn

 

The last time I took a bath was when my wife got me a bath bomb that had a Pokémon toy in it a few years ago.

 

OMG MY BROTHER IN LAW IS BEING SUCH A JERK TO MY SISTER ON MOTHER'S DAY NO LESS. WHEN I SEE HIM LATER IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE LIKE MY SISTER IS CRYING ON MOTHERS DAY HES ABOUT TO CATCH MY TINY LITTLE USELESS HAAAANDS

 

What a fun treat

 

I mean, yeah I guess you could eat it

 

I always imagine one day, some evil person will make a bath bomb that turns your water into super acid

 

Fuck him up, fuck him up!

 

I'm sorry, your sister and nephew don't deserve that

 

I'm going food shopping right now when I get back I'll have some great notes for him

 

Why did the killer in Friday The 13th kill the wholesome girl?

 

My mom died last year so I'm going to take a bath today and shitpost.

 

Idk, why?

 

what kind of dumb idiot says "food shopping"

 

What’s on your grocery list?

 

I Didn't Get a Megatron 'Toy' Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

 

sorry for your loss

 

Don’t worry weezer will be brought back in a few minutes