The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 153

I HAVE POWERS

 

The universe bends to my will

 

ok doctor strange

 

I know we have a dream thread already and I keep posting my dreams, but last night I had a dream that I spent over $1000 on Fleetwood Mac tickets that I bought from Amazon and I regretted it and was trying to reverse the purchase and it was so stressful!!

 

I’m a little late but I am cool, just cool in my own way tho

 

i am more powerful than he can even imagine

 

I am not cool. And, meh, I've long accepted it.

 

this video is amazing

 

I’m low key daddy here

 

Is it bad that you’re how I pictured Cobra to look like and Cobra looks how I thought you looked like?

 

that is rude

 

Laundry done. on to John Wick 2.

 

Can’t wait to get home and watch OG Friday The 13th

 

People who make large orders at McDonald’s late at night are horrible people

 

The cashier is missing, I just wanna pay and go home

 

my friend just sent me a Snapchat holding some person’s supreme hat and I wanted to tell her to steal it but it said f*** everybody all over and that’s boring.

 

texts with @ComedownMachine are terrible

 

If you’ve never seen the Friday The 13th series, just watch Final Chapter. You’ll get everything you need to know about the series in one movie

 

If y’all want a picture of me you’ll have to come to one of my shows and take one yourself

*painting nails emoji*

 

Hell yeah, my dude

 

Ohhhhhhh that's comedown machine. Make it your avatar. Avatars of yourself are horribly cool

 

The case for my copy of the Friday The 13th collection is cracked. I am disappoint

 

@littlejohn is your name even john

 

@Louisiana Fast , do you pee in the shower

 

he pees on chairs