The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 140

yeah she is shockingly cool with the idea, otherwise i wouldn't go behind her back and do it. ill probably go for a few drinks and call it a night. she actually grew up an hour from where i did so that is random

 

i drove derek home when he was drunk and he yelled at me the entire time to take him back to his car and called me a coward. no one sucks more than derek

 

damn this new bad religion album is v v good

 

he was drunk and mad at you, this doesn't help narrow down when it was

 

I don’t remember it happening that way

 

my lines are copyrighted you'll be receiving a cease and desist letter from @Anthony_ in the mail within the next 3-5 business days.

 

damn I’m even getting dunked on by retired A1 posters this is bullshit

 

it was the first time i flew down to meet kaitie and we all met up and went to the anthony green concert and i had to drive them home.

 

good thing you're in a happy and healthy relationship because this would be the premise to an indie drama staring michael cera

 

I assume you mean Larry because he's the only coward who's abandoned us

 

Why is that every time I get a notification that I was mentioned in here it’s for this b*llsh*t Dylan I never got your retainer check you deadbeat

 

desdbeat huh? Maybe it's time i look for an attorney who can actually spell.

 

guess i will sit in my hotel drinking and listening to lemonade in the mean time!!!!

 

nah it @supernovagirl she’s way more mean than @Larry David

 

and get harassing texts from @Dirty Sanchez

 

also @Larry David bailed again???

 

oh right tell Amber I miss her

 

at least he’s not texting his coworker

 

Wow way to edit my post to make me seem like I can’t spell, that’s defamation you’ll be hearing from my lawyer shortly

 

and super nova girl did too i think, too much weezer talk

 

I am blessed that I'm not in the texting stage with any of y'all, it goes both ways I'd purposefully annoy you

 

Not right this instant I’m not

 

me to myself: do all these things you have listed for today.

me actually: well it’s already 6 pm so pizza and wings and sleep

 

i've been made aware that I have the power to speak realities into existence so I'm gonna try see if I can make it happen again with your rendezvous tonight gimme a second

 

It’s the worst mistake I’ve made maybe ever