The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 133

Oh I’m sure one of those two assholes will definitely film it and post it here.

 

if we did a group hang it would be fun being the only sober one during karaoke

 

He’ll make up how one song with only the lyrics of “I’m a pleasant person”

 

I don’t believe in ghosts but there’s absolutely no way there isn’t life in the universe outside of earth.

 

the Reason by Hoobastank voice
I am a pleasant person

 

Wow this has to happen.

 

They better have mewithoutYou songs or I’m fucked

 

Come to think of it, you do kinda look like Mac. Coincidence?

 

this is where I'm at. well said

 

Online bullying isn’t okay James.

 

would another human being in the universe do that karaoke, I don't think so

 

Dylan at karaoke looking at a hundred modern pop songs
who are any of those people, what's a Billy Eyelash

 

Is that really a pop artist?

 

Kaitie: Dylan, come over

Dyl: Kaitie....I’m in Colorado

Kaitie:....my roommates aren’t home

Dyl:

 

I think Billie Eilish is considered pop I guess

 

well she ain't black metal, Ian

 

OfficePop

 

What is this implying?

 

You’re the naked little bald alien jumping at the opportunity to engage in the pleasures of the flesh with the love of your life, Kaitie

 

Aliens, yes. I don’t think they’ve visited earth, though. Also it can be any type of life form. Not necessarily intelligent.

Ghosts, no. If I believed in an afterlife I would have ended it by now.

 

We’re done here.

 

Remember when Dyl bet me that I would get in a relationship before him? Lol. That was like a year ago and I’m still single and he’s just falling more and more in love each day. Life is incredible

 

@oldjersey when do these prelims start tonight?

 

6:30pm EST ;)

 

thank ya, brother