The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 124

Honestly, it would just be the same movie but with better CGI

 

When are we gonna get a remake of Hackers?

 

I would love a new twister movie.

Into the storm graphics were terrible and it was bad movie but twister was good but old now.

 

Cobes walking in on his dad like

 

This movie was on lifetime and it said subscribe to our movie club so you can see “mother may I sleep with your daughter?”

I’m deleting this from my existence.

 

I remember one time as a kid, I pointed out to my mom that Lifetime original movies are all the same and she didn’t like that.

 

yeah but that sounds perfect for a Hollywood remake also probably more violent.

my parents love Hallmark and Lifetime.

I call them racist all the time because it’s only white casts.

 

Christian mom has got it goin' on
Christian mom has got it goin' on
Christian mom has got it goin' on
Christian mom has got it goin' on
Joey, can I come over after school?
(After school)
We can hang around by the pool
(Hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip?
(Business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?
(Give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now
Baby, can't you see?
Christian mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited for so long
Joey, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Christian mom
Christian mom has got it goin' on
Christian mom has got it goin' on
Christian, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
(Mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on
(Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
(The way she stared)
And the way she said
"You missed a spot over there"
(A spot over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out
Your mom could use a guy like me
Christian mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited so long
Joey, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Christian mom
Christian mom has got it goin' on
(She's got it going on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
(Waited and waited)
Joey can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
I'm in love with
(Christian mom oh oh)
I'm in love with
(Christian mom oh oh)
Wait a minute
Joey can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Christian mom

I don't know her kids name but I think it's probably Joey.

 

Now I got that melody stuck in my head, goddamnit

 

Detective Pikachu was a lot of fun.

 

It's been in my head for 2 days. But I've been singing it with Christian mom instead so I had to post it.

Just
Fuckin
Gpost

 

Get a life

 

@littlejohn does it matter if the cards are opened?

 

Okely dokely

 

No my kids won't care.

 

little cesars tomorrow and I am HYPED.

 

Had it today. It was great.

 

everyone is leaving for the day tomorrow so it is the best time to treat myself to some LC and wings.

 

I had LC the other day, my digestive system did not thank me

 

If I do chain pizza it's usually hand-tossed pizza hut.

 

I swear by PH’s thin crust

 

I'll have to give that a try then the next time I order.

 

you do the hot n ready?

Gotta go for the extra most bestest + crazy crust. Makes a huge digestive difference

 

My friend invited me to a “party” and it’s just 5 dudes here

 

That’s a “kick it”