The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 103

keep it in your pants

 

What the fuck are you talking about

 

Idk why I remember that take

 

Man my thread is a real hit

 

@Randall Mentzos simultaneously being right and wrong

 

Lift the seat you fucking animals

 

oh okay he did that randall thing he does haha. that's fair. though his vehement argument about Fowler being a lazy projection is definitely a thing haha

 

Wombat zoomies

 

I mean with the seat lifted. I should’ve said “edge of the toilet bowl”

 

wiping with toilet paper is more sanitary than soap and water apparently.

 

Weirdly this is also how I dance

 

Chaos theory confirmed, Dan takes over the thread and I'm pretty sure moved climate change up by 10 years

 

Oh no I wipe with disinfectant haha

 

Randall trying to give me shit about peeing into a drain when he can't accurately pee in an OPEN TOILET

 

Funny enough this came up on my Facebook feed today @Randall Mentzos

 

must be a new addition to your home

 

You understand me better than @CarpetElf when it comes to how I form opinions and argue tbh hahah

 

Lift the seat. Goddamn.

 

My take is if you j**k off in the shower you can pee in the shower and that’s the tea

 

Already corrected myself. I meant the edge of the toilet bowl

 

I searched LEO on chorus and found Randall saying Brandon Allen was the best value QB in the draft. I definitely was in on that kid being our starter too lol. whoops.

 

I don't

I'm being weirdly consistent about this I'm usually a hypocrite somehow

 

@Randall Mentzos

 

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