The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 96

On the flip side it is the only place you can use lube and get that slimy shit off your hands right away

I would say though standing sex only works if you’re near the same height haha. Otherwise one of y’all is gonna have to do some lifting.

 

She said "Hi Ian! He makes me laugh"

 

Complaining about poop particles is some Howard Hughes shit

 

my last roommate was like this and kept his toothbrush in the bedroom

 

somehow pool sex is

when we first got him, he would bark at me when I would shower. The whole time haha. Now I thank him for licking my legs when I get out.

Mine does this too!

lmao

 

that's the chlorine burning your dick ken

 

Because the bacteria stays betwixt your legs when it’s not peeing you trilobite

 

You somehow have the confidence to aim FROM THE SHOWER into the toilet perfectly yet you lack the confidence to stand directly above a drain and pee with the same level of accuracy.

 

everything's fun when there's a waterslide ten feet away

 

no, that's not where the burning is coming from.

 

Yeah it does

 

Oh no. I don’t. I just grab a towel and go pee in the toilet like we were taught when we were 2 years old

 

are you still on this shit? jesus

 

We're like 10 minutes from everybody posting a picture of their stream.

 

do you go waterproof lube in that scenario

 

i get off work in an hour and a half. then back to radio silence.

 

holy shit

Matt would argue with anything and somehow be wrong every time

 

He and I bring out each other’s stubborn sides hahaha

He will relent sooner if he argues with anyone else but me

 

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I rarely pee in the shower but it happens sometimes. Not a big deal to me.

I also bush my teeth in the shower every day. Not a big deal to me.

 

glad to hear you're using protection

 

Imagine if the environment worked like "well Flint WOULD have clean water but Randall decided to flush the toilet AND take a shower"

 

I miss the old days when me and my high school friends would Snapchat every time we pissed

 

I brush my teeth in the shower too because the shower is where you CLEAN YOURSELF

I think it’s just kinda natural to separate excreting waste from cleaning and grooming, yeah???!?!?

 

Pee is sterile though