The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 95

sex in the shower sucks

 

he doesn't like toilet water

 

So you gonna go to the bar and pee in a spittoon in front of everybody?

 

When Matt and Randall move in together, can we, the thread, get a 24/7 webcam of your apartment so we can watch these arguments in real time?

 

keep up the good work @Jason Tate

thank you for oyur service

 

what kind of crazy animal do you take her for. of course not

hahahah but hes so thirsty! Bear does that to me when im at @dylan 's and she likes to stick her head in the shower too.

maybe you are! you dont know anything and theyre perfect and right all the time.

 

the fuck kind of bars are you going to with spittoons!? move out of jacksonville

 

@dylan you pee in the shower?

 

So many haters of this lately.

I mean yeah it technically sucks but that’s why it’s exciting hahaha

 

if you say no i swear to god i'll bring back teebs.

 

MOTHERFUCKER

MOTHER

GOD DAMN

FUCKER

 

dylan yells at me for leaving the toilet seat up cause the "poop particles are getting out" but tbh theres poop particles everywhere theres no escaping and thats the tea.

 

water is abrasive it's like legit antisexual and showers are small and im no gymnast

 

dylan

 

How is peeing in the shower gross but your dog being in there with you is not?

 

My dogs will poke their heads in the shower every so often just to make sure i'm doing okay

 

My wife just now: "Matt seems like a nice guy but his opinions are all bad and that's too bad"

 

Oh boy. Here we go. The “sex is just as gross as peeing” argument.

 

L O L

 

Yeah but if you pee on your girlfriend it’s an easy clean up

 

why does it have to be JUST AS gross.

 

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hi Laura

 

also you don't poop I don't know what he's talking about, weird ass mofo