The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 93

If Randall ever has sex in the shower I'm going to break that door down and beat him to death with a print out of the last 40 pages of this thread.

 

no

 

Weyes Blood is opening for Kacey Musgraves but NOT the San Diego show? I’m hurt

 

Do you know what a shower is @CarpetElf

 

Don't shame my dogs

 

Or you could just make it uncomfortable by pinching a log while he’s doing the naughty naughty in the shower.

 

Do your dogs take showers in your shower

 

Also dogs are naked while they hike are you naked while you hike @CarpetElf?

 

Also no thank you I will shame your dogs if I want

 

i brush my teeth and pee in the shower.

 

I will confess to starting with brushing my teeth in the bathroom and finishing in the kitchen sometimes when I'm in a hurry.

 

carpetelf I think you need to "take a hike" in a figurative way

 

okay i took to every group chat i'm in to get validation for thinking it's INSANITY to think it's smarter and less potential to be gross to pee from the shower than directly into the drain.

next topic.

 

Well we are in a drought

 

HOW?!

 

HIS DOGS ARE PERFECT

 

I'll shame them

 

YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING

 

Seriously though how is Denver in a drought I thought the whole appeal of the place was snow aka fucking frozen water

 

Also, where tf do you wash your dog if not the tub?

 

you should ask them about the nature of hot dogs

 

I don't have a dog so nowhere

 

well where do you wash whatever bullshit you have in your house then

 

This green I got is pretty meh, I’m disappointed