The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 88

What makes me laugh is how is any of this any different than what would happen in a shower considering showers have walls

 

you pee into the drain!!!!

 

A hot dog is a sandwich. There.

 

It has arc what if you miss what if you fall and it goes everywhere

 

Gronk is just Brian Bosworth if Brian was actually good enough to earn a ring.

 

Hot dogs are sandwiches ffs how is this even a dispute

 

YOU'RE STANDING ABOVE THE DRAIN

 

First sentence

 

want a berry smoothie?

gonna be upset when i give you just avocados and eggplants?

 

Mountain Dew tastes like cough syrup I don't get it

 

Gravity changes trajectory blah blah blah I'm Matt check out my bad arguments

 

i'm going to pee on EVERYTHING YOU OWN

 

@aliens_exist alt confirmed

 

cough syrup with a lot of caffeine though

 

I would call a hot dog a sausage sandwich but only if it specifically had the word sausage in front as a modifier hahaha

 

That would require you to come to Dallas or Austin so I'm not worried

 

Even if you have a FAT fuckin' **** and have been holdin' it in for a while?



EDIT: Sorry

 

NO BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANTED

 

JESUS

 

IS IT

 

Tbh, every variant of that style does. That doesn’t stop Mike the greasy mechanic from buying two 1 liter bottles every morning on the way to work though.

 

@Randall Mentzos CHANGE OF PLANS