The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 87

Just bathe in the toilet at this point

 

You’re forgetting the death grip Mountain Dew has over the American male population

 

LANGUAGE

 

Have you been arguing both sides?

 

McDonald's embalmed fries pair real with Subway's yoga mat bread

 

Wait WHAT?!

 

true

 

Nope I need you to demonstrate at your apartment

 

so they are sandwiches? trying to clarify.

 

”pair real”

 

Y’all were so worried we were gonna bring football talk in here when Matt tagged me, but this is what we do in the NFL thread actually hahahah

Argue about bullshit like peeing in the shower and how gravity affects it’s trajectory

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

i meant real good fuckface

 

"hey you want a sandwich?"

0% of the world's population assumes you mean a hot dog.

 

Then we've succeeded in being only marginally better than the NFL thread because we are not the NFL thread

 

What if through this discussion we discovered that @CarpetElf has an issue that causes his pee to travel differently and we've been speaking different languages this whole time

 

No I just made a mean snarky comment and wanted to clarify I don’t actually think he is a super gross person hahah

 

YOU DON'T PEE IN A STRAIGHT LINE

 

it's not a classical sandwich, but it is a sandwich by definition.

@Anthony_ care to comment?

 

THERE IS ARC! YOU HAVE TO ADJUST AIM! YOU COULD MISS! YOU COULD FALL IN THE SHOWER AND THEN IT'S EVVVEERYYWHERE

 

LOL like there’s mercury in his pee which is heavier than water, so it can’t reach the toilet, so that’s why he pees in the shower, and really we have to take him to the hospital for heavy metal poisoning

Lmao

 

Maybe for a moment

 

if you would never use the word to describe something, it can't be used to define something.