DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1518

not really, they're alright I guess

 

i really do sign digital receipts with a K like that lol

 

Dolphins are one of the only animals who have s*x for pleasure. Because of that, they're also one of the smartest.

 

hopefully :)

 

I also have s*x for p****ure

 

sorry wrong answer

 

i also sax for pleasure

 

ngl that's slick af

Also I couldn't find a gif of Belushi leaning over the line to sign his prison release form at the beginning of The Blues Brothers with a big X so just pretend that I did and posted it at some point earlier in the convo thx

 

R U A D O L P H ?

 

:)

 

My name is Ken

 

Is that short for something

 

Hi Mr. Ken, nice to meet you

 

This is my signature when signing dumb credit card machines.

 

that's how you got your PhD in marine biology

 

thanks! I started it out of laziness but now I rock it as much as I can haha.

 

They really shouldn't be advertisin' s*x toys to childern

 

I put the D, in PhD baby boiiii.

 

When you become a famous celeb chef you need to make sure you sign all your autographs like that so people will always question whether it was really signed by you or whether someone just forged it.

 

they are both bad Ken we know that

but we have to accept people will like it

 

the dolphin is a living creature, it's not ken's toy

 

Kind of a simple creature