DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1404

because im not a wimp and also because i hate myself

ian!

 

IAN!!!!

 

top left clippy is definitely checking out his two cousins on the right

 

Ok I've been cleaning and jamming CRJ for two hours and now I'm starving and don't want to cook

 

it would be funny if you did DoorDash and then you wound up getting the order

 

Order some food while I'm on shift, ha. I could get my own food while I'm picking up someone else's though

 

I meant in terms of if you're hungry and don't feel like cooking have someone else cook for you but that costs money

 

That's an idea actually, I should go on shift outside the restaurant then order my food so I get paid for delivering to myself. No wait yeah it will probably cost more than I get paid fucking capitalism

 

I just remembered one of my ex girlfriend’s favorite rap album of all time was that one iggy azealia album and it makes sense we didn’t last

 

some of the hooks on her songs are good but she can't rap for shit haha

 

What’s yours?

 

I just finished watching The Matrix for the first time. I enjoyed it!

 

Wtf

 

What? You never hear of The Matrix?

 

The first one? Yeah it’s good. But it’s all down hill from there I’m afraid

 

There is no sp00ne ~ The Matr1cks

 

@ComedownMachine answer me you coward

 

Just watched Avengers. One question: Do y’all think Daddy Hulk FUCKS !!!! I want his big Hulky bulky cummy wummies

 

This is very on brand for you

 

no Bruce Banner is highly driven by morals, hence the Jekyll and Hyde dynamic of the hulk, so he knows well enough that he would crush her pussy and her spirit, and there are probably consent issues to fucking as the hulk

 

I’m a big boi I could take it