DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1349

please don’t assume you’ll have a son please

 

i dont want kids

 

I want to like my sister’s boyfriend so much but every fucking time I see him it he somehow turns the conversation to how he’s about to see his 57th Dave Matthews show or whatever

 

You just want em to come out fully adult-sized then?

 

miracle is the goat movie. i saw it like three times in theaters

 

The car in front of me has a license plate that says “warning: in case of rapture this car will be unmanned” and it rules

 

Lmao wow! Luckily my friend's personality isn't "I'm into the DMB" she's actually amazing I'm just like wow that's dedication

 

what about the pup or mgmt songs

 

@Dog with a Blog's grandpa is indirectly responsible for that sticker i'm pretty sure

 

This thread is broken, I made a post about weezer that went largely unnoticed

 

Fuck! I wish I used procrastination in my favor. Like, I haven’t done schoolwork all day but rather than doing anything productive like cleaning my room or whatever I’ve just been a total pile of shit. Foook.

 

Careful

 

no

true

No clue what you are talking about

 

Racist

 

isn't your grandpa the rapture guy??

 

Lmao this is even more embarrassing than your fake sex stories I’m framing this on my fridge

 

Yeah haha

 

I’m gonna need some more info please

 

your scene card has been revoked

 

@CarpetElf hello

 

I never listened to mgmt

 

Sorry LJ, Got a few other people using otherwise I would. If anyone of them stops though I’ll let u know

EVEN IF YOU DUNK ON ME FOR WATCHING LIVE TV

 

My grandpa, Harold Camping, predicted that the world was ending in 2011. Didn’t happen. Low key ruined (or at least tainted) a large portion of my upbringing. Here, there’s a documentary about him

 

@GrantCloud tell sanch whatup from us