DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1292

The image of someone chugging salsa straight out the jar is busting me up

 

Hot dogs aren't sandwiches wtf are you on about

 

Dis my shit

 

It certainly is shit

 

No it isn’t you dummy

 

I'm just kidding I actually definitively shut someone down last week who was trying to argue they aren't sandwiches. They tried to use the bun as the reasoning why and so I shot back with "What about WaWa, Subway, and any other place that doesn't cut their rolls fully in half then hmmmmmmm?????1" and that was the decisive blow.

 

I chug salsa

 

I figured you were haha. Excellent rebuttal.

 

With a ketchup chaser

 

Salsas with vinegar can get F**********D

 

Right? Because, like, call Subway's products whatever else you will but at their core they are (I believe) "sandwiches"

 

Filibustered?

 

That's one of the weakest arguments to make, really. The bread argument never holds up.

 

(yes that is coincidentally the exact correct number of asterisks I counted first)

 

pretty sure you can't ask this in 2019

 

@dylan if you can get me proof that Pflugerville exists because it feels like gaslighting

 

RIYL

 

Thank you

 

Yeah I think it's about 150 miles east of Whoville

 

freedom / diztort / dangers

 

I would never do this.

I might eat it with a spoon though.

 

Salsa is really good with chips if ya haven't tried it!

 

potato?

 

@aliens exist my ratio thanks you for your contributions.