DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1222

He either has the most symmetrical tan lines in history or he's wearing underwear and my eyes can't distinguish them

why did you do this to me

 

ENHANCE

 

Fuck I didn’t notice and now can’t unsee. I think it’s tan lines

 

In before the word that should not be said is used.

 

someone should tell him that you're not supposed to wear underwear in tanning beds

 

Voldemort!

 

weezer?

 

@aliens exist if he was online: “cummies!!”

 

No one:

Dirty Sanchez: gosh I hope no one says cummies
Also Dirty Sanchez: aw fuck!

 

i have so much clothing i need to buy for my new job

 

this is exactly i will feel. they told me it takes "about 18 months to learn this job"

 

@fame go on cum town

 

at least you know it's long term, I feel like for a normal job 18 days you should pretty much have it damn

 

half of my job is editing law articles for journals, and the other half i'll have to learn because it's dealing with health benefits and tax law. which i hear is a snoozer.

 

Ugh I forgot the Japanese house are here tonight smdh

 

New Study Finds Traces of Cocaine in UK Shrimp

 

Need to get some shrimp from the UK

 

hello aliens exist

 

@Rob Hughes

 

there's a Japanese House, a Japanese Breakfast, and a Beach House
there are officially too many bands they're running out of names

 

Thank you, Jessica Cornish

 

I’ve thought of some that i would consider legitimately good band names and they’ve pretty much always been taken. Thanos was right.

 

are you sure about that?

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!

“cummies!!”

i wish

mornin' cups!

 

okay now to check the blink thread and probably get myself banned again