(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 126

Good luck!

 

I'm about to go plow the fields today if ya know what i'm sayin'


Nah but for real, i gotta mow the grass at my dad's in like 100 degree heat, so that's gonna suck.

 

I was in a long distance relationship for a while, but... he moved 600 miles away from home to be with me last month. It's pretty amazing and sometimes I can't really believe he's just in my day to day life now. Hope all you LDR folks hang on, it's tough and then it's tough in a different way but it's so worth it.

 

yeah im about to be doing the long distance thing

 

im such a fuckin smooth talker

 

Says the guy nervous to talk to his parents.

Just jokes.

 

well they're my parents!!!!!!!

 

The idea of dating is incredibly overwhelming to me. Like, I really want to try it, I think about being in a relationship/sex a lot lately and how I'm excited to experience it in basically a completely new way, but I also just lack a lot of confidence and of course it doesn't help hearing horror stories about how easily trans dating experiences can go wrong. Idk. I'm kinda to the point where I'm just like "if it happens, it happens."

I literally feel like a teenager again. Thanks, second puberty.

 

I guess I'm doing the long distance thing right now, but I've got only a little over 4 weeks left. I had been dating this girl for about a month before I left for Germany last week and it's been great so far. It's going to be nice when I get back though.

 

.....Puberty 2

 

Best of luck to you, I'm sure it's not easy, but good for you for getting excited about it again

 

Electric boogaloo

 

If she keeps asking about religion just keep giving her the new Thrice album imo.

 

thread title back to normal. let's get it changed tonight! c'mon people, it's friday! i'm probably having sex, but it's just my wife so probably not all that excited.

 

once i get confirmation change it to jake is getting laid next week

 

@ChiliTacos You should introduce wifey to the rusty trombone.

 

Boo!

 

Netflix and chili tacos

 

was meant to be booking into a hotel this weekend for some fun times but the english ruined the economy

 

i thought you were gonna say introduce wifey to the thread lmao

more scary than the rusty trombone

 

Last time we had sex, Bob Ross was on in the background. It made things quite relaxing.

 

I love that WOW stayed in there.

 

I have a friend coming over bringing musical gear and I'm going to be recording some rap music. Nothing turns my wife off more so I'll be getting nothing tonight lol

 

holy shit i thought the same thing and i was like fuckkkkkkkk no.

if i asked about the rusty trombone she'd probably just laugh at me.

 

Is a trombone included in this "musical gear"?