Daily AMA • Page 462

i can admit that this was a failure of my limited administrative capacities

 

i do miss this thread though it had a hell of a run and had some real highs

 

How often do you shower @Shrek

 

Do you ever plan on getting high again?

 

every single morning and at evening also on a gym day which is usually 3-4 days a week

i do! i totally misread my gf’s stance on it, she couldn’t care less. i smoked via vape with my buddies on Sunday and left earth. gonna pick up my own soon for sleep and occasional recreation. if i do it recreationally too often it spikes my anxiety. sticking to vape only though, my lungs already suck and are holding back my running progress as it is

 

What's your favorite salty snack? sweet snack?

 

i don’t snack much if you can believe it so this is tough. the sweet is way easier because i am obsessed with gummies. i’d prob go with Troli Weird Beards there. Fair salty i gotta go with nachos and if that counts more as an app i gotta go Doritos

 

Is turkey bacon ever acceptable?

 

What is your favorite breakfast?

 

omg i lived in a straight laced turkey bacon/skim milk home for my high school years. every weekend was turkey bacon. i’m gonna day no. i grew to dig skim milk though it gets so fuckin cold

 

French toast, two egg omelette, bacon, home fries

 

These are good answers. Mind if I keep the questions coming?

 

not at all as long as you don’t mind me potentially now answering until the am because i just got out of work. leave me a list!

 

Chicken or tuna salad?
Would a perfect world have turkeys?
Do cucumbers taste better pickled?
Are you a good gardener?
How can I fill the void in myself that I've been hollowing out for the past 13 years?
What are your guilty pleasure TV shows? Past or present?

 

What is the most underrated genre of music

Who's got next?

 

My 1st daughter woke up with pink eye on Monday, my 2nd daughter woke up with it yesterday, and my wife woke up with it today. What are the odds I wake up with pink eye tomorrow?

 

If my math is right, and i know it is, there's a 100% chance.

 

What about daughters 3-10?

 

Good news everyone, I didn't wake up with pink eye

 

@Shrek

 

i will service your curiosities within the hour

 

Oo0oh0ohhhhhh

 

both trash
no way
nope markedly worse
never tried
venmo me $7 the previous chorus record is $6 and you’d be in first place
no guilty pleasures i’m proud of my likes but this year we’ve gotten super into The Bachelor and This is Us
my presents is the present kiss my ass

bluegrass

not sure honestly it’s up for grabs

0% chance

not your day

not his day

told you

 

SHREK: A YEAR IN THE LIFE OF AN OGRE

It's wonderful to see that your hygiene habits haven't regressed.

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It seems as if your statement of "gummy bears for life" is holding true. Bravo. However, you have abandoned ritz crackers in favor of nachos and doritos. Interesting.

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What made you start hating chicken salad? That wound must run pretty deep.

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These are both excellent answers.

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Consistently wrong. Impressive.

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I never knew an ogre with so few guilty pleasures.

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So you go from referring me to a real doctor to asking for money? A year can change a person, but wow.

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Did you anticipate a year being a "ways off"?

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I don't need your life story every time I ask you about turkey bacon.

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A year later and I finally get the answer I deserve.

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You went from a three egg omelette to a two egg omelette. It seems as if you traded an egg for home fries. An excellent choice.