(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 120

to be fair I'm the only poster on this site actually from Philly everyone else is a fake flagger or some gentrifier

 

Yeah she's not real

 

driving's better than flying.

 

Philadelphia is literally just me in a Phanatic suit on top a pile of garbage and hoagie refuse

 

Staying at home and her flying to you is better than everything

 

"I'm at your house, Jake! I had to come right away and tell you I forgive you! Where are you?"

"I'm at your house! I just had to tell you how sorry I was!"

 

My life a movie

 

Last two times a girl said she was coming to my house she didn't

And yet I'm still talking to her because she sent me a couple blurry snaps

 

Living the dream over here while mine is crumbling to the ground

 

Do you want blurry snaps too

 

Yes

 

If anything were to happen between my fiancè and I, I honestly don't think I'd be capable of dating another person. Not from like a mushy "love" perspective or anything, just from me being probably so fucking socially awkward from not being anywhere near the dating scene in about a decade when I was still 15. It'd be like unfreezing a caveman

 

This is 100% how I've felt since my fiancé(e? I don't know, doesn't matter haha) and I split

 

Yeah I never thought I'd date again after my last girlfriend for that reason. Thank god for the Internet and a girl who for some reason likes me. She's gonna get here and realize I'm a total knob anyway

 

Did you just screenshot a snap rather download it?

 

Now make me a meme

 

I had a Charizard holofoil when I was in jr high and I have no clue where it is now. Pretty sure it's worth quite a bit.

 

It isn't.

 

Yes

 

lol made a tinder and so far have swiped left on everybody because some I wasn't interested in and the ones I was interested in I was like "no way that person would wanna waste time on me" so I swiped left anyway and I think I'm probably doing it wrong haha

 

You're such a dad

 

Swipe right and hope for the best man!

 

thnx for crushing my dreams