2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 400

NIIIICE!

I'll get a regular car like a used Subaru Outback and then my Don Drapermobile that i keep at my home in the Liguria countryside

 

Did you know Alex Jones went to my high school and transferred because he claimed the cheerleaders were trying to recruit him into a cult?

 

No fucking way hahahaha

 

There's apparently a podcast that talks about it hahaha but yeah I read somewhere he went to Rockwall High and moved to Austin for that reason

 

I probably just shouldn’t be rich though... cause I would want a fast-ish car and I would want to find places with zero traffic at night that I could play with it

But id also pay the ticket instead of get arrested hahaha

 

Wouldn’t buy a Lambo or anything SUPER impractical but maybe something more nimble and more comfortable at normal speeds like a Nissan GT-R or Subaru Impreza

 

Nerd

 

I want all the flash and none of the actual power

 

Fuckin' nerds

 

I feel like that doesn’t exist. Even when they make Mercedes and BMW that are obviously for old upper class people, they still give them 350 hp engines lol

 

OOH PORSCHE yeah I’d get a Porsche if I made Fournette money

“Dream cars” that id actually want for real if I was rich
1) Porsche Carerra
2) Nissan GT-R
3) Subaru Impreza modded for off road performance

 

If I was rich I would have a driver because I fucking hate driving

 

I love driving personally. Long trips are relaxing to me and a time to get really in tune with music and with my thoughts

I also have more patience for traffic than most of my friends because of my experience in DC. Everyone talks about Atlanta traffic being miserable - I just drove there and it’s maybe half as congested as DC haha

 

I also think nice expensive cars are just such a waste of money lol I mean yeah if you're rich it doesn't matter I guess but I would rather blow it on traveling and clothes or something

 

I am old and my back starts to hurt once i'm driving for more than an hour

 

I think I will forever drive a Civic. I could care less about having an expensive car.

 

Lots of fun things are poor investments. From that perspective, boats are huge wastes of money too cause they depreciate SO MUCH from water wearing them down. But if I had big money you best believe I’d have a boat haha

 

I definitely want a luxury car but it's at the very bottom of the list of rich things I want

Veneers are #1

 

Correct.

 

If i'm getting a motorized anything it'd be like snowmobiles or jet ski's

 

I'm buying real estate, instruments, and a motherfuckin Nintendo Switch

 

Yes except I have a Switch

Plus the aforementioned veneers

 

Look at Fucking Big Money Dustin over here

 

I really just want a hybrid, the smell of gas makes me extremely nauseous especially on a hot summer day

 

How do you fit all of your kids shit in a hybrid