(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 101

how ftank thinks eating ass goes

 

whoops

 

The first people who come up when you Google my name are football (soccer) and college basketball coaches

 

google directs you to a search for brian dennehy when you google me

 

I introduced a guy from Honduras who was in the PoliSci department with me in college to that song and he fucking loved it and introduced all of his international student friends to it. It was hilarious watching them dance to that at parties.

We also played Cards Against Humanity with all the internationals, and anytime they didn't understand a white card, we made them google image search it. Them collectively huddled around a computer and all reacting at the same time to some of those images is one of my favorite memories from college.

RIP CoffeeEyes, you went out with a......bang

Same

Needs brokencyde

 

honestly it's too late for me with my twitter account anyway so fuck it

 

Well, that was easy to guess.

 

There's some weird Canadian cartoon where the lead character has my name, so that takes up like the first 5 pages.

 

When you google my name you get me. So unless you have me on fb which some of you do, you ain't getting my last name.

 

this is what pops up when you google my name:

 

not really, it just still seems unsanitary

 

uh that's why you clean. it's like any other part of the body.

 

i just wanted an excuse to post the video of the guy eating horse shit off the ground

 

nah

 

Everyone wipes...

 

Everyone with my full name that pops up are way prettier than me and I don't think that's fair.

 

that body part can never be clean enough.

 

I just googled my name and apparently there's someone else with my name now and she pushed me out of the top results, thank god. My honor roll stuff pops up cause I had no control over that being posted but I try to live undetected in the shadows!

 

god bless the inventor of the bidet

 

I'm the only person in the world with my name so I was screwed the day I signed up for MySpace and Twitter.

 

Scrub the booty before you eat it

 

Bidets should be standard issue around the world.

 

Nah, just go for it.

 

I fucking hate the fact that bidets are not widely distributed in North America. It is clearly the most efficient and practical way to clean buttholes--the toilet paper industry conned us, I swear. We use the thinnest sheets of toilet paper to wipe so we can convince ourselves that we aren't just making direct contact with our own excrement. Drives me nuts. I could honestly go on all day about this.