(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 99

This song is honestly so weird

 

a friend had a girl that did this at a Fourth of July family gathering forgot that his back was still maimed. his grandma asked what happened and i tried to help him play it off as an allergic reaction.

then the grandma asked if i was allergic too. whoops.

we're not very good friends anymore.

 

That song is so good. Hahah

 

Hahaha that's fucking hilarious. Allergic reaction

Honestly, the grandma had to know. She probably had more sexual experience than both of you combined

 

most likely she did. i think she smirked and winked at us, like "i know what you fuckers have been up to and because i'm old and wonderful nana i'm gonna call you out in front of the family and make this awkward as shit" but i just thought she had a problem with her cataracts.

 

Eating ass is dope I recommend it to all males and females

 

RED ALERT the girl has handcuffs I don't wanna

 

you have to

 

Dude. That's awesome. You'll be fine. It's always fine.

 

that's a GOOD ALERT. send her to me.


i'm doing some Jedi mind stuff so if you feel funny in a few minutes, that's why.

 

Eating ass sounds awful, I can't possibly see the appeal

 

I just listened to "Bedroom Talk" three times cause of you guys.

 

only TSL album i can tolerate is Direction.

 

I've missed like 12 pages, and we're still talking about eating ass?
Did I miss much else?

 

Alright operation handcuffs is a go

 

kevin gates did for eating ass what lil wayne did for cunnilingus

 

I had a sexual experience with a philly cheesesteak, and we talked about The Starting Line

 

there was a lot but i brought back eating booty bc it's my passion

 

As your friend I can assure you it's great. Just had to be clean lol

 

That one is the best one for sure.

 

i'm going to need to delete all these posts in case future employers google search my real name and this shit comes up

 

what's the point though?

 

If I run for office one day, I'm using this thread as my platform.

 

That Starting Line song is up there with worst songs of all time.

 

Pretty standard for the last few days then.

I'm with you.