(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 98

@CoffeeEyes17 if you don't feel comfortable letting this girl down, send her to me. i'm great at letting people down.

 

For all of us NOT getting laid right now, you better fucking not

 

Mines squeegee. It's fun because it has 4 e's.

 

I might idk

 

anyway second time the charm

 

i've never heard or met anyone that uses this as their safe word.

 

I will disappoint her so hard

 

Yu-Gi-Oh is my go to safe word

 

queueing

 

that's a fun one

 

Wow, how did you find this so quickly
That was perfect.

 

i disappoint so fast it takes women days to even realize what has happened.

 

I don't have a safe word tho. That's why they call me danger

 

It's just the aggression with which she's escalated this situation so quickly

 

I read and remember every xkcd comic instead of having sex

 

I like her.

 

I may have accidentally convinced my boyfriend I have a choking fetish

 

it's only dangerous if she sends you an emoji of a tongue, a nine volt battery and a bottle of bleach.

 

I getcha. Not a big fan of choking someone.

 

the last time i had sex i ate ass because i'm about that life 24/7

also it was like two days ago

 

One time I texted a girl "if you let me have my way I swear I'll tear you apart" and it was on.

 

please, please, no more ass talk.

 

careless whispers, eye fuckin', bitin' ass
neck, ears, hands, legs, eatin' ass

 

The girl i've been seeing loves biting the shit out of my shoulders and scratching my back. I don't mind it. Just awkward when i don't go home, and then go to the beach/pool with my 2 girl roommates the next day or something

 

Booty O's are the most nutritious food.