DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 625

i like harmony hall or w/e it's called

 

Why does the stereo keep asking the same question over and over again?

 

I dunno it just felt right

 

why?

 

I gotta try a burger where the whole thing is from a single cow.

 

now wouldn't that be nice

 

Got something to say, coward?

 

*dentist presses down with drill*

Mikey: Harder daddy

 

I was talking about how I feel like I’m too old for braces

“You’re not too old. You’re what, in your 30s?”

“...22...”

That hurt

 

Mikey:

 

wtf is that bro

 

Ask Cups the Cuck

 

Remember when @Shrek was doing D&D and I signed up with my character name as Captain Dental Dam

I didn't play of course but I wanted that name to be on the record

 

This didn't happen

 

I wish

 

Why did you give him a number to a strip club in Tampa lmfao @Mr. Serotonin @Dog with a Blog

 

Your own dad doesn't look like he's in his 30's let alone YOU looking like you're in your 30's.

 

no bleedin

 

I don’t think I look that old (most people at work think I’m 19) but they still said that :(

 

Mikey ru sure he didn’t say you looked like you were in your threes?

 

It looked like he was searching for a phone number and I figured he might as well start there

 

I delivered a doordash to a strip club, that was interesting

 

Nice

 

Not to cowards like you, NO

 

What did they order?