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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 93

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Just like Mitt Romney
     
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  2. williek311

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  3. sophos34

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    and you know when you abuse opiates long term it kills your sex drive. i didnt jack it for months
     
  4. sophos34

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    oh im not ashamed she's way out of my league
     
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  5. colorlesscliche

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    You're no longer broken, right? This could be bad news for you...
     
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  6. St. Nate

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    Hmmm... maybe I should play WoW.
     
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  7. sophos34

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    wow and opiate abuse....good birth control


    dont abuse opiates
     
  8. Ben

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    no jacking for months? holy shit that's crazy that it kills your sex drive that much. i feel like i'd just jack it out of boredom at some point, ha.
     
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  9. AelNire

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    I know girls who get mad if they find out their partner jacks it. They say it feels like they're not good enough bc they have to do that.
     
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  10. dadbolt

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    i work with a guy that got caught beating off in the shower and his wife took his kids and stayed at her parents for a few days.
     
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  11. CoffeeEyes17

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    The last guy I dated didn't like any type of masturbation which severely limited what we could do


    Hi everyone
     
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  12. Nick

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    Straight people are weird.
     
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  13. Fucking Dustin

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    If you don't play WoW
     
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  14. williek311

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  15. sophos34

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  16. CoffeeEyes17

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    So how about that Legion beta huh

    Also hanging out with this girl later and she's being very.....aggressive with the flirtations and sexual references. I like it
     
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  17. sophos34

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    NSFW tags when discussing wow please
     
  18. CoffeeEyes17

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    Whoops my bad I'm so dumb
     
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  19. testtime

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    I wonder if I should wear cologne to get the feeling right tonight for my date. I have some that smells like soap so it really just makes me smell fresh :-)
     
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  20. Dean Jun 23, 2016
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    Dean

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    I wish I could contribute something salacious from my own life to this thread, but it's been a couple of months for me and the last person I was with was pretty boring. Not that I'm super kinky or anything but yeah.
     
  21. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I'd be smitten by that.
     
  22. Fucking Dustin

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    The last time I had sex Drake's most recent album was Nothing Was The Same, we were all still on ap.net, and that dress hadn't become a meme yet
     
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  23. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Bahahahahah, Whhhaaaattttt
     
  24. FTank

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    That's psycho
     
  25. sophos34

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    the last time i had sex the last weeknd release was echoes of silence.
     
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