DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 573

@angrycandy how was taco bell?

How's your water logged existence?

 

it was perfection

my water logged life is not so great atm tho. I think I've had like 7 bottles of Dasani today

 

hey, @Ken, I bought those macadamia cookies

 

Yeah I've had a ton of water today. Trying to cut out soda as much as possible and it's been ok since I've also eaten about 10 lemons this week.

Sounds like you need a water filter or pitcher.
Please recycle.

 

I’m rea drunk

 

did you have some jack and ccum

 

I FEEL IT

sir I actually attend real sports

 

love you dude

 

I skipped like 40 pages y’all wild

 

you missed the best day in a long, long time

wish you would've been there

 

ONLY BEER BITCH

 

craft?

 

my friend’s are pre-gaming for this baseball game in the parking lot.

I’m on chorus.

 

I had my exam for my insurance license today but I’ve otherwise been pretty distracted with my own bullshit and it’s getting hard to keep up in here + everything in general.

How are things with you? Did you find a way to pass your test?

 

Wait what lol

Anyway I’m drunk and leaving 3oh3

I used my woman privilege and broke up a fight between a white bro and a black guy bc the white bro was being of course an asshat and I knew if I stood in between them it wouldn’t escalate so during the last fricken song aka the most important one, I stood in between them and when the frat dude put his sweaty hands on me to move me I looked him in the eye and was like “your hands are now on a woman, are you sure you want to continue?” And he walked away

Honestly the first time I’ve ever used any kind of privilege as explicit leverage and I’m glad I did it
There were so many cops and I know if a black and white guy start fighting, who are they going to blame?

 

How were they?

 

hell yeah that is badass! I saw a fight happening between two like 8th grade girls in a big scrum a couple weeks ago, went to turn around to break it up and they were gone. also... didn't want to get my ass kicked by junior highers

 

well, I am flushing my system out. been drinking water constantly, running, just trying to sweat as much as I can, bought a bunch of fruit and vegetables, and I just bought some Certo on Amazon because Walmart didn't have anything. not sure if you're familiar with that or not but it's supposed to retain everything in your stomach so you basically don't piss out any of the metabolites. oh and I even bought cranberry juice, cranberry pills and pickle juice, just trying to flush everything out. it's fun

 

haven't tried them yet. I'll quote you when I do tho

 

Ian is in japan !!

 

I wish @K0ta was here for the Great Food Wars of 2017

 

That was wild

There were moments where I felt actual pure hatred over food

 

Haha dude, same. Like, legitimately angry. And also so many times where I was in class and trying my absolute hardest not to bust up laughing

 

I made the most fucked pasta tonight

 

Whoa.

I was just talkin to @oldjersey about this kink