DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 445

but yeah i literally have to undergo sleep studies next month. idk when yet or how often but i have to go slee overnight at some lab place and they monitor me all night.

morherfuckers have never seen a Nightmare on Elm Street movie

 

if you’re healthy it’s only a third

 

I actually thought it was "Oakley makes the shades for Transformers 2"

 

why? apnea?

 

I can come to your house and conduct sleep studies for at least half the cost.

 

no i have night terrors and sleep walk and sleep talk and sleep flip out

 

someday we are all going to miss the days of sitting on here and shitposting,

enjoy it my friends

 

This is it Jennifer

 

play dead cells

 

talk to the hand

 

It can mean two things

 

In my case someday is April 22 2019

 

idk tbh half the time I post here I think I'm never coming back the next day.

 

Wow I actually got sad reading this

 

what why

 

I don’t think I ever will be

 

you're staying 29 foreveR?

 

I can't die because too many good movies and books, too many Final Fantasies I haven't played

 

I hope there is some form of afterlife that allows me to see how people reacted to my death

 

Hahah thank you! You’re the best!
And a big thank you to @Ken too
And any other anonymous benefactors that may or may not come into play hahaha

 

If I die before I go to Japan or move off of this island I am going to be very pissed but probably be a hella tight poltergeist

 

I'll be employed

 

Capitalist pig

 

Tom Sawyer figured out a way

 

literally my exact thoughts. i can’t wait to be 60 and have no one ask me to do anything. other than being so close to DYING

congrats!