(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 84

Just tell them you're banging, they'll understand.

 

I see

Idk...don't say anything and just do it?

 

It's more complicated she lives in philly and is coming to stay for a week or so

 

Hide her in the closet.

 

The longer it's put off the harder it is. I'm sure it won't be that bad.

 

Just sit them down and tell them in all seriousness. The worst they can do is say no.

 

It would be pretty bad if they said no

 

True true

 

She might be able to but god damn there's no way my parents would be that ruthless lol

 

I mean, they're gonna let you come record an album here idk how my pretty much girlfriend coming would be worse

 

That does make it more complicated.

 

You've proven to be a fucking deliquient in this thread

 

I nominate Karie

The girl I had been hooking up with for the past couple months queefed every single time after we had sex doggy style. They put my regular farts to shame.

I majored in PoliSci and I was afraid of posting there and you quoting me and explaining why my post was a product of western colonial heteropatriarchical institutionalized racist society or something. Now that I know you had poop dick, not so much.

I'd never have sex again.

I can't even get the hook ups right now, life is pain

I stumbled upon a reddit thread a while ago where some guy talked about partner-swapping and how he wasn't ready for it really, but did it because his wife wanted to try it, and hearing and seeing his wife asked to be fucked harder made him cry and leave and they got a divorce so after reading that I don't think I could ever be ready for that.

From my experience the last few weeks, yes, it's ridiculously difficult. Maybe I'm just ugly.

What's her chorus name so we can tag her?

Too late, already screenshotted the last 50 pages because I don't think there's ever going to be anything better than #buttpenical on Chorus, or even the internet

Dudes got swag

Same.

This thread has turned everything ever into a dirty thing. It's basically an old-persons version of tennis. I fucking stomped them and took 1st place for my City.

 

She never came over to chorus thank fucking God lol

 

here's what you do. don't say anything about it, and then when/if they see her / question you on it, just tell them that she's been there for months and play it off like you're parents are losing it. turns the attention off of you and makes them worry about a nonexistent fear or growing old for them. no one loses!

 

holy shit when did the title of the thread get the WOW/MMO addition?! we are angering the internet lords.

 

Amazing title change

 

Maybe this is just me, but I couldn't date a girl who wasn't a member of Chorus.fm

 

I only date people from chorus.am

 

You know I think I prefer someone who can't see me being an asshole online

 

Maybe I should stop with the internet antics





Lol



Kidding

 

if she can't handle you at your worst, she doesn't deserve you at your best

 

If she can't handle me at my stillbrazy then she doesn't deserve me at my sophos

 

Where were u when I made my best post ever then topped it the same day

I'm at my peak which says a lot about where I am in life